Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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