I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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