i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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