I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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