yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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