seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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