just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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