It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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