I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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