i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
We left the knife in your bed.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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