ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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