the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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