He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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