How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
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