and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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