was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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