After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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