try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
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