I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Fuck appropriateness.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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