come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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