therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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