is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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