You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
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