We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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