I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Boobs are out for the taking
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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