Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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