No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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