I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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