Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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