I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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