Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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