they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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