I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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