i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
one might say we're banned from that church
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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