Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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