at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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