Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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