All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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