ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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