yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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