Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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