I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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