whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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