i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
He kissed a someone with a penis
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
