even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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