Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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