All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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