I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
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