just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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