i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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