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my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.

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(636): View more from Missouri

trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.

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(913): View more from Kansas

The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.

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(301): View more from Maryland

I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.

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(303): View more from Colorado

idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes

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(812): View more from Indiana

Rumble strips road head = magical

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(217): View more from Illinois

I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.

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