"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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