Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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