: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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