At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I look better un-naked...
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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