I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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