I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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