i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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